City of the Living Dead (aka The Gates Of Hell)

Well, nobody ever accused famed Italian horror director Lucio Fulci of making classy films. Or even comprehensible ones.

So it should probably come as no surprise that this is our shortest episode ever, when we ran out of anything worthwhile to say about this puzzling film after about 20 minutes. Even more puzzling is that this is the first in a trilogy, where the two succeeding films are generally much better regarded.

But there are two notoriously shocking scenes with make this a historical horror artifact anyway. Enjoy yourselves, friends!