2 Guys and a Chainsaw

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Spookies

Well, it’s a practical effects extravaganza. You get double the storyline for your money. There’s a host of zany characters. When you have three credited directors, what could possibly be wrong? Before you check this one out, let our podcast prepare you for all the time you will wast….er, spend watching this “night of unrelenting terror”.

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Evilspeak

Clint Howard, Ron Howard’s less attractive younger brother, began a long career in horror movies with this “high tech” fright flick from the 80’s. It’s a male version of Carrie with a lot of dumb elements, but it was fun to laugh at.

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Trick or Treat (1986)

Not to be confused with the far better film “Trick R Treat,” this heavy metal horror film may not be the best VHS tape on the shelf, but it sings with 80s charm – a throwback to a time when horror didn’t take itself so seriously. And in addition to a decent soundtrack, there are also a couple cool cameos of a young Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osborne.

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Clown

Like many of the critics before us, we felt this movie was uneven enough to prevent us from giving it the full stamp of approval. However, it manages to be bloody entertaining at times, simply by going where few dare to tread.

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Eloise

This paint-by-numbers haunted insane asylum story is far from “insanely horrifying,” but it’s not the worst film we’ve seen, by any stretch of the imagination.

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Zombie Nightmare

This turkey – one of his few horror films – has to be one of the absolute best so-bad-it’s-good horror flops. Once you’re done hearing us riff on it, head over to Netflix for the MST3K episode.