2 Guys and a Chainsaw

Tagged: Horror

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Clown

Like many of the critics before us, we felt this movie was uneven enough to prevent us from giving it the full stamp of approval. However, it manages to be bloody entertaining at times, simply by going where few dare to tread.

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Eloise

This paint-by-numbers haunted insane asylum story is far from “insanely horrifying,” but it’s not the worst film we’ve seen, by any stretch of the imagination.

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Zombie Nightmare

This turkey – one of his few horror films – has to be one of the absolute best so-bad-it’s-good horror flops. Once you’re done hearing us riff on it, head over to Netflix for the MST3K episode.

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Rec

This Spanish-language film takes place in a Barcelona apartment building, as a television producer gets trapped in a quarantine situation with a deadly outbreak. Todd usually doesn’t like this sort of thing, but he enjoyed this film.

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The Boxer’s Omen

Ah, where to begin with this one? Scary it is not, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a more wacky or off-putting film in all of cinema. We wish we could say we were taken in by its charms, but some rather disgusting antics in this movie turned our stomachs more than mere goriness ever could.

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It’s Alive

By the end, we were unexpectedly touched by this dated but unique “killer baby” movie.