2 Guys and a Chainsaw

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Terrifier 3

At the very least, even if extreme gore ain’t your thing, Terrifier 3s a Christmas movie through and through. And that’s how you know that Art The Clown has finally come into his own: He has his own holiday special! Cheers, and Happy Holidays to you and yours this season. See you next year!

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Adult Swim Yule Log

Videos of a fire blazing were never so entertaining. We just cannot tell you ANYTHING about this movie before you watch it, or it’ll spoil all the fun. All you need to know is: You MUST watch this. And then come back here and we’ll chat about this Christmas treat.

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Await Further Instructions

Does it intend to make a political statement? Yes. Several. Kind of akin to spending an awkward family holiday dinner with your most overtly racist relatives, it’s not gonna fill you with warmth and goodness. But this is a horror movie, after all, so whaddya expect? So drink up and drink in this highly-emotional feature-length Twilight Zone episode of what happens when a family’s already-awful Christmas Eve festivities get turned completely upside-down.

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There’s Something In The Barn

Whoo hoo! Brimming with holiday goodness from beginning to end, this Norwegian film from last year turned out to be the PERFECT beginning to our annual month of holiday horrror! Thanks for the recommendations, guys!

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Thanksgiving

A masked John Carver (har har) seeks his revenge for a Black Friday event gone horribly wrong the previous year. It’s a modern horror film with a classical sensibility that was a feast for the senses this holiday season. What are we thankful for? As always, we’re thankful for you and the community that we share. Cheers to all of you!

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My Bloody Valentine

February 14th is coming, and that means curling up with a loved one to watch a group of miners and their girlfriends get pickaxed to bits by a crazed killer in retaliation for an incident that happened on Valentine’s Day 20 years ago. Or at least, that’s how WE celebrate the holiday. How about you?