2 Guys and a Chainsaw

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All Through The House

We can’t say it’s the BEST Christmas horror movie out there, but it certainly is trying. Merry Christmas, everyone!

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The Lodge

If you’re looking for a film to put you in the Christmas spirit, search a little further. If you’re looking for one to depress the hell out of you, check out what Simon requested of us. This taught, psychological horror film never lets up until its devastating conclusion.

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Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation

You might call it the “Halloween 3” of the series, and it truly must be seen to be believed. We just wish there were more Christmas in it overall.

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Don’t Open Till Christmas

This film by the producers of Pieces did not charm us in the same “so-bad-it’s-good” kind of way that their previous outing did. What we have here is a mess of a movie, with such bad acting, editing, writing, and a nonsensical plot that we can hardly recommend watching it. So instead, just listen to us rip it open like a package under the tree.

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Anna and the Apocalypse

If you’re looking for a legit, lighthearted yet heartfelt romp, filled with catchy songs and great dance numbers, check out Wicked. Or you could watch this movie too. Wicked doesn’t have nearly as many zombies.

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Santa’s Slay

What do you expect with a professional wrestler carrying the show? Don’t expect much, but anyway, it’s fun for a certain crowd.